Jimmy Buffet
has his "parrott heads", the Grateful Dead have their "deadheads",
Kenny G has his "losers with an insatiable appetite for crap"
( I may have made that last one up ), so it stands to reason that
B.B.F.M. needs a catchy name for our staunchest supporters.
BiggerBetterFasterMorons!!!
What better
name could we have possibly come up with for the beautiful people
that party along with us week after week? What better way of making
our friends feel like we're all a part of one big happy family?
Now don't think that by calling you a BiggerBetterFasterMoron,
we're making fun of you. Oh no!! In fact, there are no BiggerBetterFasterMorons
than Tom, Mike, Jody & Dave! We wear our moronica like a badge
of honor, that's what this page is all about. At every show we
will take photos of all the great people in the crowd and we will
choose one ( or more ) of those people to be our BiggerBetterFasterMoron
of the month.
I'm sure you're asking, "How do I get it"? Well, you need to show
up at as many shows as you can and you need to have so much fucking
fun that we can't miss you. You can also say, "Take my picture,
I wanna be BiggerBetterFasterMoron of the month." We will
try to put the person's name and most frequented venue for all
of our winners, but we may miss a name or two because we sometimes
like to have a cocktail or twelve! If you see a missing or incorrect
name and you know or are that person, send some email and let
us know. Don't forget to tell us that you want to be BiggerBetterFasterMoron
of the month and keep
looking for your picture right here.
