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From: "Bigger Better Faster More" Date: Wed, 18 Feb 2004 Subject: BiggerBetterFasterMore & the Lying Liars who Tell Them Did you have a pleasant Valentine's Day? I don't care. Shut Up. I'm can't hear you. La la la la la........... Do I ask you for a lot of favors? Do I ever come to you and ask you to help us out? Do I frequently impose on you to drop whatever you're doing so that you might make BBFM look good? Yes, as a matter of fact, I do that with alarming regularity. And I have no intention of stopping. There's something to be said for consistency, after all. Besides, it not like we don't do anything for y'all in return. Like the time we....................Well, how about when we all.............Oh yeah, there was the time.......Once we brought donuts for everybody, but we ate most of 'em during set up and then someone thought it would be funny to touch the remaining donuts with their "naughty bits", so you never got any of them but. Oh hell, you know we love you right? So now that you're good and buttered up, let's talk about THE BARN on Friday the 20th. It was supposed to be the grand opening of the newly remodeled upstairs, butttttttt, it still ain't quite done up there. That just means that we'll be a rockin' in the newly remodeled downstairs. Now, in case you didn't know, the Barn has new owners and this will be their first look at us and we sure would like to impress!!!!! We are really enjoying playing around the Baltimore area for a change and we need a big turn out in order to keep these Baltimore dates coming. In addition to our usual stellar show, we will be debuting some brand new tunes on this night and you know what that means.....mistakes!!! Hooray. So come out to see us at THE BARN in Carney, md 410-882-6182 on FRIDAY THE 20th..... Saturday night the 21st, it's a road-trip adventure to WINSTON'S in Fairmont, WV 304-363-1488. This is gonna be fun, fun, fun, so why not point the car towards West By-God Virginia and join us? We'll be staying at the econo-lodge and we always have room for new friends....... Our website at www.BiggerBetterFasterMore.net is pretty close to being back in good working order. Our brand new guestbook will be rollin' in the next few days, so fill it up with your words of wisdom as soon as it's available. Do you have your copy of our debut cd, THE TRADESMAN'S ENTRANCE yet? If not, what on earth are you waiting for? Because of you and your penny pinching ways, we only had enough money to have the "medium" sized hot-tub installed in our tour bus. We sell these things for so cheap it's not to be believed at every show, so get out yer wallets........ It's Getting Better All the Time, It Couldn't Get Much Worse, John Paul George Adrian
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