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From: "Bigger Better Faster More" Date: Thu, 8 Jan 2004 Subject: The Sniffly, Cranky BiggerBetterFasterMore Curse my wretched immune system for letting me down and succuming to illness like all of the mere mortals that surround me!!! Yes, all week long I have felt this illness moving throughout my body just looking for a place it could dig in and set up shop. Well, just when it seemed to have been kicked out of every location available, it was able to grab some real estate in my head, chest and sinuses. Damn you weak sinuses!!! So I feel kind of crappy and my voice will probably sound like crap, but that's no reason not to come out and see us this weekend. I've heard many of our constituents say that I am at my most funny and entertaining when I am sick and/or grouchy. So why not come out and ejoy my pissiness? Just don't kiss me........on the mouth, anyway. And you'll be fine. But before we move onward, a big HAPPY NEW YEAR TO Y'ALL!!! Thanks to those who joined us at the Hard Rock and at Great Slates last Saturday. Big fun!!!! Thank you ALL very much for keeping us in business!!! Things just keep getting better. It kind of scares me. My nature is to ruin and destroy good things, but I'm gonna fight that off for you... If it's Friday it must be FREDERICK!!! We had to schedule a date as close to the start of the new year as possible so that we could scream "HAPPY NEW YEAR" at ya and have it still be somewhat relevant. So come on out and join us for our "NEW YEAR'S EVE WEST" this Friday night the 9th of January at OLDE TOWNE TAVERN in Frederick, Md 301-695-1454. Since we were just here a few weeks back we needed to come up with something to keep it fresh for the kids so we will be switching up and playing different instruments. I hope I can play guitar....and I hope Mike can comfortably reach all of my drums. We will also be singing every song in portugese. And we'll be wife swapping, but that comes after the show and you probably can't watch. That reminds me, I need to get a wife by Friday. I hope she's cute and on anti anxiety meds........ Saturday night is a surprise party for someone, so if you are having a birthday any times around now you need to stop reading cuz this might spoil your surprise. Actually I have no idea what the birthday person's name is, so I couldn't spoil it even if I wanted to. But I guess you can't come, unless of course you stow away in my truck at the end of Friday's show...... We've been having some problems with www.BiggerBetterFasterMore.net of late. That is because we moved our sight to a new server and apparently they are poopy-headed-douche-swillers (I can't cuss in these emails cuz some of you have things on your email that won't let you get mail with swear words). Anyhow, I have shot, stabbed and sodomized everyone involved and our sight is being moved yet again to a new and improved server. So you should be able to see the thousands of pix that were just posted. A bit of advice to y'all, never allow yourself to be tempted to switch web servers by an offer of free fudge. It wasn't even all that good. Some up coming shows that we sure could use your support on, or at or whatever: sat 24th Genova's Hampstead, Md fri 30th Tully's 2 Hickory, Md **something new** sat 31st Stone Cellar Ellicott City, Md **something newish** fri 6th of Feb House Of Rock***need lots of people!!!*** Bless Me, Tom Mike David and the bassistick stylings of Adrian
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