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From: "Bigger Better Faster More" Date: Fri, 14 Nov 2003 Subject: BiggerBetterFasterMore Learns You Real Good Webster's dictionary defines "THE BARN" as: A bar in the Carney/Parkville area on Harford Rd with a phone number of 410-882-6182 that can be a whole lotta fun when the proper band to audience ratio is achieved. Used in a run-on sentence: Hey, youze guys come out and see my favorite band and mine BiggerBetterFasterMore at THE BARN in Carney this Saturday night, the 15th because it's very important that they have a big crowd at this show cuz Tom hardly ever gets to play 15 minutes from his house and he would like to continue this trend and they will be really good and say funny things and just generally enrich your life and if for some reason you don't turn up in droves they will commit mass suicide by consuming huge quantities of Flinstone chewable vitamins and Midol, you've been warned. Did you know that the filters that keep you from looking at naughty websites on the public library computers will not allow you to access www.BiggerBetterFasterMore.net? I think we need a new corporate slogan...BiggerBetterFasterMore; almost porn!!! I like it. But if you have your own computer, you can go to our site and see some pictures and look at our schedule through the end of the year. Next Thursday night the 20th, it's SEACRETS in O.C.!!! Come on, blow off work and come hang out with us. I'll buy you a shot....... You are making your plans to come to the HARD ROCK CAFE Baltimore for New Year's Eve, right? tom mike david adrian
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