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From: "Bigger Better Faster More" Date: Thu, 29 May 2003 11:11:19 -0700 Subject: Up To the Minute BiggerBetterFasterMore Info Good news my friends, The ticket price for the Fundraiser that we are doing on Saturday the 31st from 2-6pm at Rawhide's in Baltimore has just taken a NOSE DIVE! Yup, it used to be $40 bucks a head but now it's only (drum roll please) $30 dollars. Now by my calculations (and I'm just doing this in my head mind you) that's a price drop of nearly.....carry the 12.......nearly $750!! That's crazy,how can they do it?? One word my friends, VOLUME! Now you cheap F*%kers may be saying, "But $30 is still a lot of loot, why that's nearly 1/3 of my Camaro payment." Well shut yer whining hole cuz that price includes a band, lots of food, ooodles of beer, a d.j., casino gambling and a chance to win some very cool door prizes. I am even told that some guy from the show "Dawson's Creek" is gonna be there. Now I don't know who the guy is cuz I've never seen the show cuz I have male genitalia, but still,he must be a huge star and haven't you always wanted to have sex with a famous person? So anyhow, it's cheaper now and it will be lots of fun. See you there. Oh, and let's pray for sunshine shall we?
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