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From: "Bigger Better Faster More" Subject: A Crick in BiggerBetterFasterMore's Neck Date: Thu, 8 May 2003 11:30:14 -0700 Ok, let's get rolling quickly here because I've got so much time and so little to talk about.....wait, reverse that (the willy wonka's references never stop). Now let's move forward It's a rare Friday night show this week so that Jody can start his vacation on Saturday morning feeling all sleepy and hung over. Yup, Friday the 9th of May brings us back to our home away from home away from home, the OLDE TOWNE TAVERN in FREDERICK, MD 301-695-1454. It's gonna be sooo much fun, I just know it. I'm not gonna have to holler at a bunch of pathetic drunk guys for giving women that they've never met univited gyno exams and I'm not going swing my drumstick at some moron's cell phone just to teach him a lesson about getting im my way when I'm playing. Nope, it's gonna be nothing but happy-peacful-feel good vibes. We have learned several (which technically is defined as 3 or more)brand new songs and we pretty much kind of know most of the words and where they stop now, so come on out and enjoy myself at the Olde Towne on Friday........ Fingers crossed and prayers said, it looks like the finished product of our first cd "THE TRADESMAN'S ENTRANCE" will be in our hot medium hands on June 5th. Most likely we will have a few dozen advance copies on hand to sell at our FRIDAY, MAY 23rd show at downtown Baltimore's POWER PLANT LIVE. It's a 5:30-8:30 show, it's outside in lovely downtown Baltimore, The City That Breeds. Just get the address for BAR BALTIMORE and Mapquest yourself some directions. Here's something interesting, on Tuesday, June 17th we will be performing and being interviewed on the OUT TO LUNCH WITH BILL & THRILL SHOW on LIVE 105.7 FM at about 1pm. Guitarist and employee of the month Mike Young had a great idea that I will now take credit for. We will soon have our entire line of merchandise for sale at www.BiggerBetterFasterMore.net, including a secure credit card server for your shopping convenience. The primary reason for us doing this show aside from stroking our massive bulging egos is to promote ourselves, our shows, our merchandise and our c.d. and wouldn't it be a great idea to take one (or perhaps more) of the super-hot ladies that come out to see us to model our BBFM wear in the studio. If you've ever listened to Howard Stern or Don & Mike, you know that when someone takes in a hot chick, the d.j.'s give them more plugs and a better overall reception. So here's the deal. We need to hear from you if you'd like to be a BiggerBetterFasterMore model for this event. You need to be able to take the afternoon off of work on that Tuesday (we'll need ya from about 12noon til 2:30)and meet us in Towson, Md. We will outfit you with BBFM shirts c.d.'s and thongs (yes you'll need to be willing to model our thong)for you to show off to Bill & Thrill and make them really like us and talk about us a lot. In return for your efforts you will get to keep all of the merch for free and we'll even take you out to lunch at someplace where the servers don't wear paper hats. So, what do ya think? Is anyone out there game for this? Judging by what I see at any give show, plenty of you should be up for this. You should be fun, free spirited and hot (if you think you are hot, then most likely you are). Email me back at BigBetFasMo@aol.com a.s.a.p. and we'll get the ball rolling. This is gonna be fun...... Make sure to download our smash hit single "I WISH" for free at www.BiggerBetterFasterMore.net if you haven't already. Oh yeah, we are looking for a lap-top for use in our production. It needs to have a cd driver and able to run at least Windows 95 (or whatever the Mac equiv is). We're hoping that one of you tech-heads might have something you'd like to donate but we can also talk about a reasonable low price. Either email me at BigBetFasMo@aol.com or talk to me at a show. Damn that was a whole lotta words. Make Love to the Camera Baby, Tom Guccionne Mike Flynt Jody Hefner David ummmmm......Juggs
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