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Bigger Better Faster More [tom@BiggerBetterFasterMore.net] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2002 11:26 PM Subject: BiggerBetterFasterMore and the Friendly Proctologist Hey nephew, where my dogs at??? Alright, that's enough of me trying to sound like Snoop Dog. We had fun last weekend. Were you there? Buffalo Billiards was a hoot and a half. I never would have thought that a club with enormous brick columns obscuring the band could be soooo much fun, but it really is and I think we finally figured how to set up the band so that we can all be seen. So this room is lookin' like a winner. Our brand new pal Tammy asked if I would name check her in this week's email and I said sure. She also asked me to name check her friend, but I forget her name. Was it Jackie? Well, it's Jackie now, I guess. Anyway, thanks a lot for the swell turn out at Buffalo, it was fun. As far as last weeks Hard Rock Cafe show, ummmm...well,there was plenty of room to move around. Yeah, it wasn't exactly as crowded as New Year's, but spring time is comin' soon and that means DECK PARTIES at the Hard Rock!! Then the crowds will come back. Won't ya?!? So now let's turn our attention to this weekend, specifically to Saturday, Feb. 9th and our appearance at GENOVA'S in HAMPSTEAD, MD 410-239-4100. Big crowd, lookin' for a big crowd. Genova's is fun. We're fun. Are you fun? I think you are. So get your ass there early cuz we start at 9pm and end at 12:30. Those wacky Carroll County liquor laws. Speaking of liquor, they mix 'em strong at Genova's. Don't believe me? Well screw you. You have no right to question my integrity. Damn you, damn you to hell!!!!!! Sorry, I lost it for a second. Just come and see us play. That's all I'm askin'. The Key West pictures are starting to show up at www.BiggerBetterFasterMore.net. Roll on over and see how much fun we had without you. These pics are just the tip of the iceberg. Soon we'll be posting more fasinating pictures like BBFM eating sushi, BBFM trying on hats, BBFM having their drunken marriage to a prostitute annulled, BBFM driving jet boats into manatees, BBFM taking the asmatic kid's lunch money, BBFM relieving themselves into a hotel ice machine and oh-so much more. Look for these photos as soon as DAVID EMAILS THEM TO ME!!!! CAN YA HEAR ME, DAVEY??? HMMMMM??? Yeah, it's true that he stands right next to me on stage but we never get a chance to really talk. So I thought I'd mention it in the email, so that his wife will remind him for me. Anyway, I gotta go and do a thing or something so I'm done. Hope to see you soon. Remember, there are no strangers, just friends that you haven't had awkward and regrettable sex with in a tequila induced haze yet. We say that we love you to get what we want, Tom Mike Jody David Please excuse my spelling, I'm dumb and lazy and I have little or no regard for the quality of my work............. and this email service has no damn spell check.
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