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From: TMoon51880@aol.com
Date: Thu, 15 Mar 2001 02:50:27 EST

Subject: BiggerBetterFasterMore proposes massive tax cuts

Does absence really make the heart grow fonder? I sure hope so, because after us taking last weekend off, it occurs to me that I must inform you that BBFM will be unavailable for your consumption again this weekend.

Ya see, we will be taking Friday night off, as has become our custom and on Saturday, March 17 we will the musical entertainment at the McCaughey/Bridges wedding in St. Michael's Md. Of course this is a private event and if you're not already on the guest list it might be somewhat difficult to meet this couple and become such good friends with them that they are compelled to invite you to their wedding in the time between now and Saturday.

This means that we will not be able to celebrate St. Patrick's Day (the drunkest of all holidays) with y'all. And for that I am truly sorry. But we here at BiggerBetterFasterMoreWorldAmalgamatedIndustriesInc. always try to make our selves available for our friends special days. I'm sure you understand.

Please keep in mind that we will be making our return to public life on Saturday, March 24 at the CHESAPEAKE BAY BEACH CLUB 410-604-1933 in Stevensville, Md. This is a grrrrrrrrrreat club right on the Eastern Shore side of the Bay Bridge, so it's not far from anywhere (except Wisconsin and Parts of Italy). It would be extra-super-duper-swell if you could join us for this date. You'll love this place, trust me and you already love us, so how could you lose??? I particularly want to invite our friends from the Easton area to come and see us (Supa-Star, Leah....Ya listenin'?). We haven't been at the Time Out Touch & Grab in quite a while and we miss ya! We've grown accustomed to your faces (and other select body parts). But anyway, we would love to see lots of familiar faces on the 24th of March.

While you're marking calendars, put a big old circle around Saturday, April 28. This is the date we will be filming a brand new BiggerBetterFasterMore video demo. We'll be using this to show the world how amazing we are, but I have a confession to make; we're not anywhere near as amazing when we aren't being spurred to new heights of rock n roll godliness by you beautiful fans. That is why we need all of our hard core following to come out to PUTTY HILL STATION in Parkville, MD on this night. We need to assemble the most energetic (and sizable) audience possible and I am not afraid to bribe you.

We're working on putting together a pre-show hang out/reception type of thing with a free buffet and maybe some adult beverages to. I'm also working on assembling a variety of goodies with which to buy your love. We plan to feature the audience very prominently in this video and unless you're in the witness protection program, you need to get your face (or whatever) into this thing. I'll keep letting you know about details as they come along, but it looks like this thing is gonna happen, so make plans to attend!!!!!!!!

In addition to our regular Thursday night at Putty Hill Station and Sunday night at the Horse in Fells Point, you can also catch Jody and your old pal Tom with BLAME CHRISTA on Sunday the 18th from 1pm-5pm at the Gin Mill in Canton. I believe that we'll still be celebrating St. Patty's Day at this point, so come on out and enjoy some green beer or maybe some green lunch meat. Our websight at www.BiggerBetterFasterMore.net contains words and pictures arranged in a semi orderly fashion. May I suggest that you climb up on it and paw at it like your prom date?

And I'm spent,
Gilligan
Ginger
Thurston
Lovey



 

 
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