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From: TMoon51880@aol.com
Date: Fri, 2 Mar 2001 04:14:36 EST

Subject: BiggerBetterFasterMore make irrational threats

Oh my god,

It's sooo freakin late and I'm soooo freakin tired. I really wish that I didn't leave this mailing till the last minute. It's not that I don't care, it's just that I get busy and before I know it the time flies by. Now I have to think of something creative to say in order to entice you to our show this weekend............Ok, I got it: I HAVE HERE IN FRONT OF ME A BASKET OF KITTENS, PUPPIES AND BABY SEALS. YOU KNOW, CUTE CUDDLY THINGS. I ALSO HAVE A WOOD CHIPPER. YOU KNOW, THE MACHINE THAT GRINDS TREE LIMBS UP INTO LITTLE PIECES. well, IF YOU DON'T COME AND SEE BiggerBetterFasterMore THIS SATURDAY, MARCH 3rd AT PUTTY HILL STATION IN PARKVILLE, MD 410-882-0500 I'M GONNA START TOSSING IN CRITTERS!!

Offensive? You bet. Hope to see ya there.

Love,
Me
Him
Him
Him



 

 
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