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TMoon51880@aol.com Date: Thu, 17 Aug 2000 01:44:29 EDT Subject: The Love of a BiggerBetterFasterMore Put on your best dress baby and darlin' fix your hair up right. Cuz there's a party honey underneath the neon lights...... Yes, I'm a Bruce Springsteen fan and I am NOT ashamed. And you had better put on your best dress and fix your hair up because BiggerBetterFasterMore is coming home!! Yes, after weeks of vacations and private parties we are finally back to do a slew of club dates that any one of legal drinking age can attend. Even you! Friday August 18 OLDE TOWNE TAVERN in FREDERICK, MD 301-695-1454. The torrid love affair between BBFM and Frederick rages on. Every show at this place is better than the last. Last time, it got sooo rowdy that the owner of the place positioned himself near the stage in the hopes that he might be flashed. Can you imagine, someone flashing their goodies at one of our shows? Wear do people get these ideas? I told him to give me a couple of free bar tabs to give away if he wanted to see some flashing. So maybe we'll have prizes to give away. Who knows? I can assure you that no matter how much clothing you have on, we will all have a butt load of fun. Saturday August 19 MARINER'S LANDING in Dundalk, Md 410-477-1261. If you haven't had a dose of Dundalk charm in a while (and I know we haven't) then you need to join us at this place. Our buddy IRV will be coming out, and bringing the fembots with him. I'm also thinking that the House of Pompeian will be up in the cut. This place will be rockin.' Why not come out early and get crabs? Why not stay late and get crabs (nudge, nudge, wink, wink). As always, our arse kickin web sight, www.BiggerBetterFasterMore.com, remains at your service. Pop on by and check out our new super helpful advise column; W.W.B.B.F.M.D.? We think you'll find it very useful. I also just mailed a big ol' pile of pictures to our webmaster today, including our newest BiggerBetterFasterMoron(s) of the month. Hey, did you know that starting in September, BBFM will be performing every Thursday night at SONOMA'S in Columbia? That's right my special little friends, every Thursday until the end of eternity we will be providing you with numerous reasons not to watch E.R.. We' re currently trying to work out some sort of kick ass drink or food special (I suggested that we set up a buffet wear you could choose your own pigeon and it would be brutally killed and cooked before your eyes) and when that's figured out I'll let you know. Playing guitar with us on these Thursday shows will be our pal TODD from THRILL. You see, our regular guitarist Mike has a very demanding day gig (he's builds custom turbo chargers for ice cream trucks and he's a sperm donor) and he is not able to play very many weeknight gigs or else he gets cranky from lack of sleep and then he hits me. Because of that we had to find a player that was able to rise to the challenge of filling in for a guitar god like Mike and we are certain that TODD will suffice until we find that guy (rim shot). So go ahead and start lining up now at Sonoma's. We'll be there soon. Indubitubly, Bob Carol Ted & Alice
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