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From: TMoon51880@aol.com Date: Thu, 1 Jun 2000 01:47:25 EDT Subject: BaggerBeaterFetserMower Friends, Romans, Countrymen lend me your rears! Ahh, freshly relaxed after a weekend off, not counting a Thursday night show or the prom on Tuesday and BiggerBetterFasterMore is back and rarin' to rock. You may recall that last week, I encouraged you to attend the many fanshmabulous shows that we had coming up this weekend, well now I am imploring you to attend. I mean, cancel your plans, get a sitter, quit your job, steal a car, sell homemade burritos and jewelry in the parking lot of the venues, whatever it takes. JUST GET TO THE SHOWS THIS WEEKEND!!!! FRIDAY, June 2 CHESAPEAKE BAY BEACH CLUB Stevensville, Md 410-604-1933. I've said it before and I'll say it again: you have not seen anything like this place!! Smack dab on the shores of the Chesapeake Bay (about 2 minutes past the bridge), this place may be the most fantastic club in the area. It was a blast last time and it'll be better this time (I sure hope our Easton pals show up again). Come early and often. 9pm showtime!! SATURDAY, June 3 HARBORPLACE AMPHITHEATER. Between the Light & Pratt St. pavilions, right in front of the Constellation. 8-11pm, good weather only. This is BIG baby BIG! It's so nice to play in a setting other than our usual night-club venues every now and then. Don't you think it would be nice to see BBFM in a different kind of setting? Of course you do. Hell, it'll be worth stopping by just to hear me do an entire show without cussing (yeah that'll happen), fucking family audiences........Maybe our Morons of the Month will make the trip from Fredneck. Hope to see y'all there. SUNDAY, June 4 DOOBIE'S OF CANTON'S THIRD ANNUAL BLOCK PARTY 410-534-0556 3pm show, rain or shine. Is there anything better than standing outside on a beautiful spring day and getting piss drunk, while listening to BiggerBetterFasterMore? DUH, NO! This is a great time, just us, Thrill, you and 1500 of our closest friends. Come on out and get your free t-shirt (if you dare). Surely you have checked out BiggerBetterFasterMore.net by now, haven't you? Well, if not, you need to go to BiggerBetterFasterMore.net right now or I will come to your home or place of business and poke you viciously in the eye............ Lather, Rinse & Repeat, Tom, Mike, Jody & David The men of BiggerBetterFasterMore |
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