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| From: TMoon51880@aol.com Sent: Thu, 20 Apr 2000 00:26:07 EDT Subject: A love letter from BiggerBetterFasterMore That's right, This is an official earlobe chewing, thigh caressing, hair pulling, toe sucking love letter from your friends at BiggerBetterFasterMore World Amalgamated Industries. Why this sudden burst of amorous attention when we usually employ a calm, cool James Dean kind of vibe? Well, let's just say that after the last few shows, we were unable to hide our pulsating lust for you beautiful people!! Specifically the crowds at TIME OUT, THE OLD TOWN TAVERN and PUTTY HILL STATION positively rocked our world!! Shows like that make me glad to be alive. And I am only kissing your ass in the best way possible when I tell you that without the participation of you magnificent bastards, these shows would have been NOTHING! Without you we are nothing!! Thank you form the bottom of our sweaty fruit of the looms!!! I thank these people that made these shows so great, as a challenge to the folks that we are coming to visit this weekend. I want the people of Columbia and the Eastern Shore to get psyched up for some of the most unbridled fun that you have ever had! BiggerBetterFasterMore is in a hell of a great mood and we want to take that out on you. Friday April 21 Sonoma's in Columbia, Md 410-381-7220. It's been quite a while and we are very fired up to be back at one of our favorite rooms. We would REALLY like to see all of our friends and a bunch of new faces as well. We'll also be doing more audience photos for our brand new websight (more on that in a minute). So come out and gives a good reason to take your picture. Celebrate good times, come on........... Saturday April 22 Chesapeake Bay Beach Club in Stevensville, Md 410-604-1933. This is our first time in this INCREDIBLE new room and we cordially invite you to haul your ass out and see this place for yourself. Located right on the Chesapeake Bay with rolling doors for walls so that the beach and the bar become one big party playground. Even if the weather sucks the place is huge inside and unlike any other club in town. The closest comparison is to Seacrets in O.C. You really need to be there........bring your thong *****early start 9pm**** AWWW SHUCKS.....There will be no YOUZE GUYS show at Putty Hill Station this Sundays as we will all be busy celebrating the resurrection of Jesus by hiding eggs and eating chocolate bunnies. Someone explain that one to me.....no wait, please don't. We will be back the following Sunday. You have been warned. Oh yeah, about that new websight. biggerbetterfastermore.net is currently in the final phases of construction and should be operational within a week. You will be able to read all about the history of God's favorite band and the individual players. You can also check out our schedule of upcoming dates, see what songs we've been adding and look at pictures of the band and audiences from various shows. And last but not least we have put up a message board where you can share all of your thoughts and opinions on the BiggerBetterFasterMore experience. I garunfriggintee that this websight will rock. Keep checking in until it's open and tell us what you think. UNNNGGGHHHHH, Tom Mike Jody Dave
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